Introducing the "Wokest Man Alive" hoodie, your ultimate badge of honor in the quest for social justice supremacy. Crafted from 100% organic, fair-trade, gluten-free cotton, this sweatshirt screams allyship louder than your loudest Twitter rant. Perfect for virtue signaling at brunch, protesting in style, or just letting everyone know that you're the wokest warrior in the room. Slip into this hoodie and feel the empowerment of knowing you're doing the bare minimum to change the world. Because nothing says "I care" like a snarky sweatshirt.
